Hey. How’s it going.

I’m moving to Wordpress. I still like Tumblr just fine, but I think it’s time. So update all your links.

roseplusman.com will now forward you to the correct website.

I’m leaving this one up until the end of June, and then it’s coming down.

Thanks for your attention. Now click already.

Chris is very matter-of-fact about it — she has to do what she has to do, and if things do get changed back, he’ll never know. In the meantime, he wants to have as much time with her as he can. This touches her heart and they have sexytimes.

In this week’s column, I’m writing about outlines. The above is a bit of an outline I for a short novel I wrote a few years ago. More examples in the column.

SIX OF THE BEST… reasons to outline your novel

I hate squirrels, so you can probably guess who’s #1 in Six of the Worst… Great Lakes Avengers.

Martha knows her career is ending. She’s known it for years. But when the meeting is called, and she sees that everyone in the conference room is over fifty, she knows she’s out of time.

The beginning of my fantasy flash fiction story, THE TAPE LIBRARY, published today by Evil Girlfriend Media.

A show with a superhero character — and, make no mistake, Dexter is a superhero — is only as good as its villains. So, here are six of the best Dexter adversaries. (I say “adversaries” because they’re not all villains. Not really.)

From my latest column, SIX OF THE BEST… Dexter adversaries, at Nerdery Public.

If you fix your business technology to make your nerds happy, everyone else will be happy too. Here are Six of the Best… business technology improvements that benefit nerds (and everyone else), my latest column at Nerdery Public.

what’s out now?

In case you’re interested, here’s a list of everything that’s currently out for consideration, as of 1pm today, 4/12/16.

  • SF = Science Fiction
  • F = Fantasy
  • H = Horror
  • G = General Fiction (non-genre)

I also included a little preview of what the story is about. Sort of.

NOVELS (over 60,000 words):

  • After the Apocalypse (F, superheroes)

NOVELETTES (over 10,000 words):

  • “Faded Glory” (G, mistakes)
  • “Memories of My Father” (SF, brains)

SHORT STORIES (over 2000 words):

  • “A Breath of Freedom” (SF, cannibalism)
  • “Committed to Memory” (SF, architecture)
  • “Dire Diuretics” (F, your mom)
  • “Dreaming of Suzanne” (H, ghosts)
  • “Fifteen Years of Favor” (SF, social media)
  • “Morning Commute” (SF, travel)
  • “Oubliette” (F, holes)
  • “Red Star” (F, buses)
  • “The Cessation of Pain” (H/G, exotic dancers)
  • “The Plumbers and the Princess” (F, pipes)
  • “The Wilson Witch Trials” (F, witchcraft)
  • “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers” (F, cemeteries)

FLASH FICTION (under 2000 words):

  • “Aubade” (SF, reprint, space pirates)
  • “Clean Up” (F/H, reprint, vampires)
  • “Five Conversations with Lieutenant Mendez” (SF, relationships)
  • “New Tricks” (SF, dogs)
  • “Playmate” (H, video games)
  • “Section 3A” (SF, education)
  • “The Birthday Party” (F, parenting)
  • “Thoughts and Prayers” (SF, apps)

And here’s what’s currently being worked on:

  • balls of steel (F/H, invulnerability, untitled)
  • cave through a portal (F, survivalists, untitled)
  • chief cook and ass-kicker (SF, disease, untitled)
  • Coldwater (F, elves)
  • creeping cold (H, depression, untitled)
  • emperor norton steampunk story (F, steam, untitled)
  • from the 800s (H/G, drugs, untitled)
  • ghost vs zombie (F/H, zombies, untitled)
  • king of anything (G, feminism, untitled)
  • lily the witch (F, crystals, untitled)
  • love in the time of facebook (G, polyamory, untitled)
  • Make Me Smaller (G, spam)
  • Maker (F, magic)
  • matt’s laser (SF, lasers, untitled)
  • mogreet (SF, parasites, untitled)
  • Monkeybutt (G, families)
  • neurotransmitter brother-sister superheroes (F, PVN, untitled)
  • old man singing on the train (F/H, trains, untitled)
  • phones rebel against smartwatches (SF/H, watches, untitled)
  • “Pickled Jalapenos in a Broken World” (SF, invasion)
  • “Ready or Not” (H/G, dissociation)
  • “Rendezvous at Blue Valley” (SF, spices)
  • “Reunion with Lady Halia” (SF, giantess)
  • save point (SF/F, do-overs, untitled)
  • second short-story collection (SF/F/H/G, varies, untitled)
  • Space Vampires (SF/H, blood)
  • star trek actor on space station (SF, elevators, untitled)
  • stone circle murder (F, murder, untitled)
  • “Surgical” (H, sex)
  • “Terms and Conditions” (SF, apple)
  • The Book in the Clock (F, books)
  • the birthday party, extended version (SF/F, mini-golf, untitled)
  • The Day My Grandma Saved the World (SF/F, vacations)
  • “The Filter” (SF, elections)
  • “The Man Who Evacuated the Planet” (SF, disaster)
  • tooth fairy story (F/H, teeth, untitled)
  • traitor game/story/novel (G, mansion, untitled)

I didn’t realize I had so many stories in progress. Dang. I wonder if I could parley this into a Patreon thing.

If you both like and dislike this article, then I did my job.

With Batman v Superman: Orphan Fight 2016 coming out on Friday, I chose this week’s Six of the Best to talk about the best modern-era live-action Superman films.

Recently at work I’ve been interviewing a lot of people — some for my team, and some for a colleague’s team. I have a list of questions prepared; some are super-boring (“tell me about a time you had a conflict with a co-worker”) and have to be asked because otherwise HR will be grumpy. But others are more fun — and more insightful. Here are six of the best questions that I ask in every interview.

This week, I’m giving you SIX OF THE BEST… job interview questions.

Loading

Loading

Close
×

Loading

Loading

Close
×

Loading

Loading

Close
×

Well this is a bit embarrassing

It appears that the requested content could not load or is not available anymore, however there's plenty more cool stuff to be found on our home page.

Close
×

Loading

Loading

Please wait while we load your content

Josh Roseman Welcome to the official website for Josh Roseman, fiction writer and voice artist. You may have seen my writing in Asimov's, or heard my voice on Escape Pod and StarShipSofa. I'm also a web developer, a father, and a human being. I have a full bio here, and a full listing of my published works here. Please feel free to add me to your RSS reader, or to whatever social network you prefer. You can e-mail me if you want me to write or voice something for you. Thanks for visiting.

Support your local author -- click this link to go to Amazon when you want to buy stuff.

Close
×